Total Medals Earned: 845 (From 70 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,600 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Pass 4 levels
Pass 8 levels
Pass 12 levels
Pass 16 levels
Pass 20 levels
Medals Earned: 27/33 (145/380 points)
from the Audio Portal
from Alien Hominid
from BEEBO
from the Brackenwood series
from Blockhead
from Cat Face
from Nameless
from NWAR
from Eddsworld
from Miss Dynamite
from the Greasy Moose series
from the Neurotically Yours series
from the Madness series
from the No Evil series
from Jerry
from Girlchan in Paradise
from Kerrigan and the Frog, etc.
from LARRY
from Leo & Satan
from Pico's School
from Salad Fingers
from Newgrounds
from Time Fcuk
from XOMBIE
from ZTV News
Try out a mini-games' alternate keys!
Control the hands in the mini-game select screen!
Link to a figurine's original submission!
Read the story!
Look at the figurines!
Watch the movie!
Find all the mini-games' Easter eggs!
Beat every mini-game!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (190/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
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Medals Earned: 5/17 (150/500 points)
Kill the criminal with the Possession card.
Kill the couple with the Possession card.
Kill the lumberjack with the Possession card.
Kill all your victims with the Possession card.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill the victims in all 9 different ways.
Kill all your victims with the Manipulate card.
Kill the criminal with the Manipulate card.
Kill the couple with the Manipulate card.
Kill the lumberjack with the Manipulate Card.
Kill the lumberjack with the Summon card.
Kill the couple with the Summon card.
Kill all your victims with the Summon card.
Kill the criminal with the Summon card.
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)
Obtain the wooden bat
Give Albert the Bad News
Scrap a Big Robot
Defeat the Armored King Toad
Defeat the Mercenary General
Rid a tree house of slimes
Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Collect 5 Moon Stones
Steal from the mayor's treasury
Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Consumed over 30 healing items
Increase Max HP to 40
Upgrade inventory to its max size
Collect 20 Moon Stones
Carry all the best equipment
Break over 100 boxes or crates
Beat the Game
Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Increase Max Health to 99
Finish the game with zero deaths
Collect 40 Moon Stones
Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 4/7 (125/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (215/215 points)
Unlock Darnell from his entrapment.
Help Nene fix her leg.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/265 points)
The antonym for incomprehension.
Everyone's favorite school subject.
"I" can't tell you the answer.
Evil lives on.
No clues here.
Me this.
For a small price.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (250/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 2/18 (35/275 points)
Kill 12 hippos!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 35 running birds!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Crush 10 giant trees!